Any company with a bit of spare cash and looking to raise its corporate profile with a bit of thrusting and explosive marketing may care to check out this advertising opportunity on eBay.

For a modest sum, you can have your logo tattooed onto a man’s penis, or his buttock, or indeed both buttocks. We can only assume that this particular eBay seller is currently a bit hard-up, as it were. Having said that, the idea is not without artistic merit – hard-drinking thespo Oliver Reed sported a fetching eagle’s talon on his own virile member and he was quite a hit with the ladies.

Interestingly, the eBay entry is written by the man’s wife, who seems to be handling this particular penis: