My friend Harper just told me he had a dream last night.

his dream.. “well, me and my roommate went to the Slayer concert, and we were hanging out w/the band and found out they were huge jugglers. So there we are juggling w/ Slayer…..”

ok, u can stop there.. retard LOL

Worst pickup lines….

1) “Wanna go see Slayer with me?”

2) see #1