Woman Attempts All-`Man-Juice’ Diet

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) — A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach — an all-semen diet.

Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen — or as she prefers, “man juice.”

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day — with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she’s currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree “man juice” is high in zinc and other nutrients, there’s no officially recommended daily allowance.

Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, “I’m not going to kill myself for this.”

ok, so hypothetically of course, what would happen if you deleted ALL the .exe files on your laptop???

linuxKILLa: linuxKILLa (12:09:56 PM): we sent out an email saying not to accept viruses in email

linuxKILLa (12:10:01 PM): like exe,pif, etc etc

linuxKILLa (12:10:08 PM): and so this chick took her laptop

linuxKILLa (12:10:11 PM): and started poking around

phunktoad (12:10:21 PM): this can only end poorly

linuxKILLa (12:10:25 PM): and saw a bunch of *gasp* .exe files

linuxKILLa (12:10:29 PM): and deleted them all

linuxKILLa (12:10:31 PM): all of them

phunktoad (12:10:33 PM): good for her

linuxKILLa (12:10:35 PM): everyone

U have to love technology huh? heh

A Russian antivirus company apologized Friday for an e-mailed virus alert that was infected with the very worm the message was supposedly designed to warn against.

Kaspersky Labs said the message, sent Thursday to subscribers of the company’s “Virus News” e-mail dispatch, had actually been sent by hackers masquerading as the company. The hackers had managed to break into Moscow-based Kaspersky’s computer system and steal the mailing list for the newsletter, the company said.

“We are conducting an investigation to reveal the sources of this attack and are taking the necessary measures…to ensure that this type of attack will never succeed in the future,” Eugene Kaspersky, founder and head of research for the company, said in an advisory about the e-mail.

actually, this is just a script, but its funny as hell.

u can actually put in any name, but it’s a riot nonetheless!

heh

Chicks love me!.

I’ll never get this time back in my life. These 5 minutes.. GONE

JollyMon15: hey

JollyMon15: comps wutsup!!!!!!!!!!

Comps97: um hi

Comps97: ?

JollyMon15: ur mike compton right

Comps97: yeah? who’s this?

JollyMon15: u the center for the patriots

Comps97: no

JollyMon15: o sorry

Comps97: what u thinkin?

JollyMon15: u no the new england pats

Comps97: uh yeah

Comps97: u dont think there r two mike compton’s in the world?

JollyMon15: well thats y i asked because he is a good player on the patriots, and i went to the web sit mikecompton.com and i wanted to see if it was him

Comps97: um, well yeah, he was too busy playin football, so he told me to put up pictures of myself and my friends instead of pics of him

JollyMon15: calm down killa i was just askin no need to get pissed off

Comps97: not mad, he just told me he was busy practicing.. so i hacked his website and put up friends of me and my friends since i didnt like his page

JollyMon15: o well way to be a dick head

Comps97: thanks

Comps97: way to think you’re talking to a football player online

Comps97: wanna meet my friend tom brady?