Comps97: when you went to hawaii, where did you stay? honolulu?
Dgoff527: i lived on the beach i ate nothing but raw squid and seaweed
Comps97: wtf
Dgoff527: at night i would dress in a grass skirt and call myself LAY LANI and pole dance on the nearest palm tree
Comps97: goddam you art
Comps97: if you could type faster, you may have gotten away w/ it
Dgoff527: took you long ennough deb went to work
Comps97: well i know you cant type, so i’ll leave you to surf midget porn
Dgoff527: go to vegas get married have fun save bucks

[Listening to: Polly - Nirvana]